Random Facts You Don't Really Need! (Mokume-Gane)

Description

Here are the facts. Many nights ago, our mint wizard was struck with a vision of epic proportions at precisely 3:00 AM. He knew then that it was his destiny to fulfill the great Dad Joke Prophecy by bringing these facts to light. • Mint condition • 9 facts In this day and age, facts are hard to come by. But now, you can gift these punny bits of metal to friends, family, and anyone else in your life who doesn’t need them! Watch their eyes light up (or darken) as they unfold the curious packaging and discover its hidden contents: just…the facts! The fact of the matter is, this gift may prompt eye rolls, exasperated groans, or 1000-yard stares into the void. Wield your new power responsibly. Mokume-gane is a Japanese metalworking procedure which produces a mixed-metal laminate with distinctive layered patterns, as well as that laminate itself. Mokume-gane translates closely to "wood grain metal" or "wood eye metal" and describes the way metal takes on the appearance of natural wood grain. *Disclaimer: Not all of these are fact checked.